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Because they are always Stalin!
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Because she's dead.
The hyper drive.
A taxi driver.
Cats can't drive !
Drive faster.
Scurvy
Because he was a car-case.
It's the only way they can own a soul.
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the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
So they can drive with the handcuffs on.
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
RECALCULATING....*
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "
A Purrgeot.
Bark you car on the drive !
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
THESE are the brakes!
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
So how do you drive this thing
A: They can both drive you crazy.
A Volkswagen automobile.
A cataract.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
A taxicab driver.
Getting McCafe on McAfee
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
The police officer
Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)
a manual.
It kept crashing on the beach.
The officer.
They were both driving their cars at the time !
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww
He's dead.
Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.
Smells Like Teen Spirits"
No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
They really hate Stalin
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!
NSFW A still born...
Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**
Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.
Pig-up trucks!
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
Driving at midnight.
Do you know how to drive this thing "
BOOgatti!
Handicappn.
None, both are collect in a field.
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
Korea driven.
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Oy vey!"
A: A car thief who can't drive!
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Coz he was high :D
A pig up truck
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
That's right. You.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
The guy gets fierious.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
I thought Asian women couldn't drive &#3232&#3232
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
them: YOU'RE DRIVING
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
He was a good conductor.
Start in England and drive West.
A tents atmosphere
When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
Because they are not Cs.
Because the cell door was still locked.
A pilot, of course.
At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
You don't understand it until you're older!
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
They're not infallible
Hit the road, Jack.
There was a fork in the road.
