Because he was driving under the influenza......
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Rex (made this one up myself!)
Cross your legs
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Because they want the D.
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
A nissan
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
They were my friends :(
Take away her rights.
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
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A hundred dollar bill.
It's driving me nuts!"
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
AUDI ADUI ADUI!
cause their cars are always Stalin
Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!
The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
He had a loco motive.
A: They both don't drive tractors.
Because they're shiftless.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
A: The car salesman can probably drive!
A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
He wanted to test out his new air brakes.
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.
There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3
He drove people bananas!
A: Your car.
Auto-pirate.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Mussel cars.
A Saudi
Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.
Cause he's dead.
Friiiiiiies
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
So the other one could drive
Argh it's driving me nuts!"
It pains them to have standards.
Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
Because their wives are driving.
Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.
A road hag.
on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
For me it's three weeks.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.
The police.
Because he always took the low road.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Jesus, take the wheel!
A: Because they can spell it.
A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
house prices down
answer "Scissors." then drive away..
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*
Any place without a drive-up window.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Because he's from New York.
A $100 bill.
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
Because they were trained.
steer clear
Ford was my best friend.
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
Cattleacs
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
They are out standing in the field
It's the average age of someone who drives one.
A: Wait at the buzz stop.
A LOCOmotive.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
100$ bill
They don't know how to drive.
They steer them!
An empty toilet paper roll.
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
A Countach
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Driving
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
He just shakes it off.
One has a d where the other doesn't.
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
Get in the batmobile, Robin"
Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.
Tell Jamal to drop it
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)
I didn't have enough seed money.
He was accused of wreckless driving.
Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.
