Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
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A marajuannabe.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
He was looking for Pooh.
Don't look down.
They looked both ways before they crossed.
Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
Look, Ma! No hands!
A: So he could look like his mama.
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
Bandit like Beckham
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A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.
Finding Forrester
Look at it in a mirror.
Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.
A: They have hearts of stone.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
Eleanor Brucevelt.
because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Look out for the mice!
A: Because he can't see through the wall.
By looking over your shoulder.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Other lawyers look interested.
What everything looks like.
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT
A. Donut seeds.
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
You look elephantastic !
She looked at their last names...
Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes
She was looking for Alderaan men.
Well they'd look silly with long hair !
it's a rhetorical question I know this now
That.
White and gold.
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.
The World Trade Center
from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*
Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it
Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.
A: Heredity.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
A police dog in disguise.
She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
He was nonplussed.
I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."
Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains
Look at all that ash...
Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)
Not yet," she replied
Don't look, I'm changing!
You don't want to look down.
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
Because of all the seaweed.
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
LMAO"
Because all they do is look down at people.
3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.
They both look better hanging.
His loving knife.
I'm like, 'Your husband'
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !
Nobody, he had no one to look up to.
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
Nobody will look for them.
It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"
Your looking Sharp!
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
A: A red bucket.
Tulips on your organ.
A double decker bus! You looked!
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
Gorge-ous
They look kinda shady to me
Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."
Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
lol
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
6 1/2 books.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Because he plays with Pooh.
He had an itchy Tigger finger
The coming of the Lord.
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
Back my Smitch Up!
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
