A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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Looks like rein dear"
Extroverted
what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
They though it was Riel funny!
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.
To look more like their mom.
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Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
He's just looking for a pack.
A horoscope.
They are always looking for a tight seal.
To look for the lowest prices.
A: She went looking for the three guys.
A: Because they research everything.
A Neo Hotzi
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
To make sure he still wasn't there.
Don't look I am changing
The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
Because he had no one to look up to.
He was always fretting over something or other...
A little bear !
A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
So he could look at others' faces.
Dirty looks from the mouse !
I'll look into it."
You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word
My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
An unconvicted felon.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
He was having a hard time looking up.
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
A: He was looking for a Czech mate.
Looking for Jobs.
Because it was ripped.
Just look at that bird!
Arcane-gel!
Looks to me like they go both ways.
We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"
They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old
Now, I tweet them
Because there are no gaze in the military
He was looking for a tight seal.
The mirror
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
They both start with you looking over your shoulder.
Exactly the same.
Black lights matter.
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
They're always looking for Grant money.
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.
To look sharp
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
They have no one to look up to.
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
Dead.
Me: Like you're good at science...
Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.
They look in the obituary
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
By looking over your shoulder.
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
Look for gray hares.
Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.
Just-ice!"
Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
it has a blue light !
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
A typewriter "
He was looking for Pooh.
Look mom, an angel!
Barber: It's on the same old head.
I don't know but I can look it up for you."
He didn't like the Pilate
is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See
Because they have Hollow-Weinies
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
The volleyball net.
Because he plays with Pooh
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
Usain Balti..
It has a lot of problems.
Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...
A full set of teeth.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
Kimistry
A child with pitchfork in his back
