A: Stop peaking at me.
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S*pine* trees!
A Country
They branch out
He could not get past the tree!
Petrified wood.
A branch manager.
He was stumped.
Moved the trees closer together.
A sanitary owl
A Country.
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A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.
He saw a tree.
A: Wave
Because he was Poplar!
The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
Tobogany.
To change his jockeys.
He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.
It has more bark than bite.
A. Wave at her.
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
It packs its trunk and leaves.
Baby cedar
I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure
BarkOak Palma
Because they're always so *Sappy*!
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
They say "I'm rooting for you"
In branch banks.
So the Germans can march in the shade.
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
A refrigerator. Sorry.
Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.
It logs on.
A fridge --
Treeson
You wave to him
Cut the rope
Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.
Public transportation.
It was stumped.
Both can climb trees, except the piano
Poul-trees
The poplar ones.
He fell out of the tree
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
A: Because it was dead.
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
The Easter Bunana!
A Meringue - a - tan.
He pined everyday.
He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.
Take a Leaf of absence.
Knotty Pines.
All the trees have square roots.
He was looking for Robin's nest.
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
Because they stick
Justin Beaver
When it's sycamore.
A baby hit by a snow blower
He fell out of the tree.
Leaf me alone.
Sycamore trees!
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
Run!
They log on.
All of them!
It's been nice gnawing you.
Bark bark.
They're really good at it.
A palm tree!
It needed a root canal.
Dunno, they're just a bit shady.
A Meringueutan
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
A partial in a pear tree.
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.
I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
PEEr pressure!
What would you do
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
