Wave at him
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Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
Gee I'm a tree!
TREE O'clock!
Because it was dead.
Michael LumberJackson
Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
She fell out of the tree.
Because of the tree bark.
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From running in to trees.
Because of its bark
Because they're stuck up
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
They both look good hanging from a tree
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
You fold it
A porcupine.
Spruce Wayne
Trees!
To trip ants.
A tree.
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
A refrigerator.
It got all sappy
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Because you can't bury them in trees !
Cut the rope.
They both look good hanging from trees
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Camembert!
The Germans like shade
Boy trees have woodpeckers.
Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.
You wave hello!
Pine trees
bored. haha
So the Germans can march in the shade.
Branch Manager
Woody Wood Pickle !
A: An oakie.
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
They just log in...
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
Leaf me alone.
He worked for a special branch.
You wave!
Gee, I'm a tree.
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
A Refrigerator
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
A cat-a-logue !
There may be leavesdropping
It started its own branch
It died.
Branch manager.
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
I'm falling for you
If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.
Bark.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
A black berry.
To get in his nest.
With a sah, dude
Original ) A Porcupine!
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
I'm just here so I don't get find."
It wanted to be a power plant.
A PALM tree!
It's been nice 'gnawing' you!
There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
I went out on a limb.
They look kinda shady to me
A tree feller.
It just logged on...
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
A: She fell out of the tree.
Because its leaves rustled.
A fridge with a denim jacket on
A Suhhh Dude
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
A bvr
The scaffolding
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Trees. They're quite shady.
They only wear Trunks.
When it begins to bark.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
Move the trees closer together.
A: It was an oakcident.
A lumbering oaf.
Sep-timber
Because he got nailed three times.
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Because the woodpecker.
A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
Porridge
Nananananananananana BATMAN!
You're being very teste
