Wave at him
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Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
Gee I'm a tree!
TREE O'clock!
Because it was dead.
Michael LumberJackson
Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
She fell out of the tree.
Because of the tree bark.
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From running in to trees.
Because of its bark
Because they're stuck up
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
They both look good hanging from a tree
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
You fold it
A porcupine.
Spruce Wayne
Trees!
To trip ants.
A tree.
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
A refrigerator.
It got all sappy
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Because you can't bury them in trees !
Cut the rope.
They both look good hanging from trees
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Camembert!
The Germans like shade
Boy trees have woodpeckers.
Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.
You wave hello!
Pine trees
bored. haha
So the Germans can march in the shade.
Branch Manager
Woody Wood Pickle !
A: An oakie.
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
They just log in...
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
Leaf me alone.
He worked for a special branch.
You wave!
Gee, I'm a tree.
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
A Refrigerator
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
A cat-a-logue !
There may be leavesdropping
It started its own branch
It died.
Branch manager.
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
I'm falling for you
If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.
Bark.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
A black berry.
To get in his nest.
With a sah, dude
Original ) A Porcupine!
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
I'm just here so I don't get find."
It wanted to be a power plant.
A PALM tree!
It's been nice 'gnawing' you!
There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
I went out on a limb.
They look kinda shady to me
A tree feller.
It just logged on...
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
A: She fell out of the tree.
Because its leaves rustled.
A fridge with a denim jacket on
A Suhhh Dude
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
A bvr
The scaffolding
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Trees. They're quite shady.
They only wear Trunks.
When it begins to bark.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
Move the trees closer together.
A: It was an oakcident.
A lumbering oaf.
Sep-timber
One live baby nailed to ten trees.
Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."
Hose B
Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."
A waist of time *door closes on way out*
Elizabeth.
With an astroknot.
In the *pew*.
A swallow
A baby with a punctured lung
Becka the bus is the best place to sit !
Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.
Because it's always on a sundae!
by using a bottle opener
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
