They'll tell you
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I don't know but I just got a raging clue
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
The HUGS boson!
They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old
I don't know what the worlds coming to
They know people will blow them.
Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Intermittenly.
Your partner has to chew before swallowing...
Its not on the front page
They know how to raise the roof.
a) I don't know he also stole my watch.
I don't know, it's not my side work.
No1 : Don't tell everything you know.
You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
A completely rational fear.
No one knows it's never happened.
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
I don't know.. I just don't see it.
No one knows. It's never happened.
There's really no sure way to know.
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
I don't know, Juana guess
We may never know the truth.
He doesn't know he's black.
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
He was a little pail.
When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
A: His heart stops bleeding.
It's not there anymore.
I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."
God knows.
No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.
Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !
Literally all gardening stops
They'll both bite at anything!
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"
Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
I don't know but they're OK now.
They just click you know
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
Alda time you knew who it was !
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .
They both know when it's time to turn things over.
Tires need changing too you know!
Test-Tickle.
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Just say "I don't know, make something up"
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump
He's taking over the Poles.
Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
The leash goes slack
because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Because they don't even know if they believe.
Midjitsu!
I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
A wikipediaphile
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.
Brother: How do you know which way I'm going
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !
Because now I know and I am horrified.
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
PC Plod.
They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
Snow boarding is fun as hell.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
It's all denty"
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.
Their mind
The Juan who lived.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
The water washes away her tears
A Sandy Hook Survivor
