Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
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I don't know.
AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language
A: The leash goes slack.
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
do NOT respond with "I know, right !"
A: The knocking always speeds up.
None, they all know someone that does it for them.
No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
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Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision
Ooops... wrong sub.
Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
The big hand's touching the little hand.
If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good
I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
their lips are moving
Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.
He foamed at the mouth.
They are getting ready for the Bar exam.
They'll tell you.
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!
Oh 'ewe' know!
When it's past your eyes.
Becker the devil you know !
When his lips are shut.
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"
I don't know, that's why I was asking you.
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Thesaurus. :/
it's a rhetorical question I know this now
When they're in Denali.
Iron know.
Where's the evidence
They're never late...
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
No one knows, it's never been done before
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
Well.. You know what they say about big feet.
One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
We were thankful.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
An hour after its landed its still whining.
No one has done this before, it's just us two you know
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
It's approaching with deceptive speed.
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
Her knees swell up when she farts.
The Welsh don't know yet either.
because he didn't know Mandarin
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
I don't know...
No worries they will tell you
You can't take a rib from a black man
The car salesman knows he is lying.
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
Then I take them out and I know why.
Ell if I know!
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.
sigh* Parenting is hard.
A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
I don't know it's lard to tell.
Mootiny.
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
We only met last week!
You slap him and he slaps you back !
He knew they were going to ice him.
Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track
Because they are surrounded by drafts!
1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...
2 large planes
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
I guess you aren't up to par"
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal
Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
You need to get ahead of lettuce
Schwinning!
Ralph Neighder!
Unidank
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
