Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Coffee Mug
You switch sides at half time.
Because I've me herbivore.
I know how to turn a PC on.
His left hook.
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
They are out standing in the field
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu
It's a place of udder delight.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
They tell you.
It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"
Because hardly any of them know how to dance.
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
I don't know I wasn't invited !
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
They know their knots.
Because they don't know how to defend their towers.
A legend
P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
You should know, you've only read it twenty times.
Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."
He only got nailed once
So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.
It's elected President.
Its one of his joke.
and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.
Wooden you like to know
you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
A: Lola.
Sorry.
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
A: Because he's Haydn!
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I don't know. It was an inside joke.
She was maid in France !
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
When your nose touches the ceiling !
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
Tae-fawn-doe
He was all over his wife at the parade
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
There's really no sure way to know.
A Connosaur
The fish doesn't know it's plaice.
When he's jalapeno business!
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)
I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
They don't know how to drive.
Shrugs.
because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
He has a big E on his pajamas.
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
A: Her crayons are still sticky.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
They 'loin' fast!
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
I used to know it, but... Affogato.
Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do
Victoria's Secret...
Anyone know why they all have bags of candy
A dog knows what is 'no'.
I don't know, but their flag's a plus.
They'll tell you.
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
Because you know they did it.
I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you
You-knew-who
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Because they're full of Arab seamen.....
It was a clear day
I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Mitsuheshe.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
Depends...
Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
Walking
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Because you gotta catch Jamal
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Back up a few inches
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Change the drinking age to 25
Giant Fish Tanks.
They Leave a Trail of Tears
