They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old
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I don't know what the worlds coming to
They know people will blow them.
Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"
please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
Intermittenly.
Your partner has to chew before swallowing...
Its not on the front page
They know how to raise the roof.
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I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.
a) I don't know he also stole my watch.
One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know, it's not my side work.
No1 : Don't tell everything you know.
You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
A completely rational fear.
No one knows it's never happened.
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
I don't know.. I just don't see it.
I need to know what time to pick her up.
When the (w)hole job's done.
He didn't know he had it in him.
No one knows. It's never happened.
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
I don't know, Juana guess
We may never know the truth.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
Dad - "How can I I barely know her!"
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
A: You can almost hear them.
because while I wait I like to be introspective
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
He doesn't know he's black.
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
He was a little pail.
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "
Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what
Because he got nailed three times.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
The shiitalkie mushroom.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
A: His heart stops bleeding.
It's not there anymore.
I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."
I don't know." **shrugs*
God knows.
No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.
Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !
Literally all gardening stops
You know you need a psychiatrist!
They'll both bite at anything!
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"
Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
I already know that
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
I don't know but they're OK now.
They just click you know
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
Alda time you knew who it was !
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
They mean what they say.
I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.
You should know more than your dog.
I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.
Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
Just say "I don't know, make something up"
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump
He's taking over the Poles.
Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
Santapplause !
He wanted to work overtime.
They're snowed-en!
Because they were Snowden.
Another Juan
Juan on Juan.
The Netcracker suite.
Lap-top!
Dinner for Juan
A lazy panda.
Because she'll just let it go.
It's how I let off a little steam.
00-Sedan
Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
Polyarmory
