Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
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because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
The leash goes slack
because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Because they don't even know if they believe.
Because I'm not a sandwich.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Midjitsu!
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
I submit - Craven Moorehead
Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.
A wikipediaphile
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Slightly nsfw) His boss answers "I don't know." The employee replies "I'm not coming in this morning!"
No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.
Brother: How do you know which way I'm going
Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !
Because it's always ten-to-cool time...
Because now I know and I am horrified.
You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.
No, seriously, I want to know.
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
They'll tell you
I don't know but I can look it up for you."
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
Rogaine is a hell of a drug.
Watson the menu
Who still doesn't know about milk
mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.
I don't know, check the post above me.
There's more geese on that side.
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
You ever tried taking a rib from a black man
Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.
An icebreaker
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Do you know how to drive this thing "
It's Siv" I know lmao hi5s other judge
a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)
whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people
When it doesn't reach the front page.
Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
They're pro-teen!
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
Not even the pool table has balls
They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
Hell if I know.
How'd he know Me: The judge told him.
dereted
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
He went oui, oui.
They think therefore they arrr
I don't know but it would slow him down.
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
because I had to help him....."
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
The leash goes slack...
To know when to blow up
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man
He was a little hoarse.
A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
Claude
Matt.
They're afraid of change.
STUPID AMERICAN!
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!
The C4 does something when it's triggered.
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
Because they recognise Ty won
Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
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