She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.
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He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
They already told you.
Because it's whey strained.
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.
She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
See if she can run faster than her brothers.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
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He is the only one that knows where it itches.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
I don't know either he told me to askew!"
A Pedo File.
I don't know but it's e-nourmous.
inventor of Autocorrect
And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!
They like it!
Space
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
It gets jalapeno face.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.
Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is
I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
Everyone knows you're a master baiter!
Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise
I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Ell if I know
she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
A: They don't know the route.
They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)
You wake up wet !
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
Ya know what Just screw it.
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry
A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."
Because he's been snooping around.
I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy
I don't know, you tell me.
They're still in your driveway
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
A: The thesaurus.
I don't know.
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "
I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Yeah... Lets blame Sony.
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
They all left.
Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.
Pupil: Nobody I know!
They were caught sweeping together.
Holy moley, I didn't know that!"
dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
When the blind try to read your face.
Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
She could never say no to apple.
I really just want to know.
I know where we're going.
Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...
League of Legends. Because they know drama.
Oh, they'll tell you.
They'll tell you
I don't know but I just got a raging clue
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
Test-Tickle.
Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.
The HUGS boson!
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
A No. 2 pencil.
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.
because lions only understand .rars
They use quack!
C: PU!
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
Guard : He went through the entrance.
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
An Allarma
Because he tasted funny!
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
