On a piece rate.
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Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
None, he fell.
Willis.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
Whodyanickabollockoff
A Ronda Rousey fight.
Pants
Robbin Hood
Because he had my grains
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Man replies "Pollen"
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
Thanks for opening my mind.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Men always like intellectual company
He exploded.
A Stark contrast
A misogenie.
I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.
He got snowden.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
Because they're so full of themselves.
What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!
A Han Solo performance.
Russell
He was shocked.
Atrophy!
Bob
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
A. Opposites attract.
With a crow bar.
For palomino-money!
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
A: That hit the spot.
Addadictomy.
A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
A man laughing his head off.
He Reddit.
Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!
A margarita hits the spot every time!
Claude
Because it's a cox blocker
She returned home with a red snapper.
They're disposable
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
Urine trouble, mate!"
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
A legend
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
False. How Long is a man from China.
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
He had a *lovely finish*.
Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous
One squeeze and they're all over you.
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
A master baiter
To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.
Let's get on the ship, men!
Because they rappel men and women.
No problem , He sleeps at night.
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
A tree feller.
You've got to be choking
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
let's jack it.
She's almost as smart as a man.
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
A moostache (That was udderly terrible)
An addadictamie.
Who said talk is cheap "
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
Because they're practicing to be men.
Lawrence of Dublin.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
A pastryarchy.
I can't even...
Premature ejactulation.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."
Pete.
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
They're both ready for use when a man is limp.
Answer: None it's a women's job.
Ego-Testicle.
A Dairy Heir.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
He had to get a new goat !
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
Claude!
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
Because he got tired.
When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.
An astronaut.
A pizza can feed a family.
A pharmacist, you racist.
G'night mate
Put velcro on the ceiling.
They fence it.
They steal the green cards.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
So they can bring two canopies.
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
If you have a star, you are getting chased.
They know how to work under the hood!
because it was being driven by a woman
