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Sarah Palin
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
A: Because they can understand them.
A: surname
Because he ate his pillow.
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
Sacrilegious.
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Business kept falling off!
Two men a nite.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."
He wanted to take a month off.
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The deceased !
Mat
The windows milk shake!
He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.
A Wind-up Merchant.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
A taxi
It was a brief chase...
They both distrust men.
A: Every man for himself.
Divorce
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
They never stop to ask directions.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.
A Moleionaire
Isn't this using the internet backwards
Dating children.
Attire.
You need one but you're not quite sure why.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
He met the grill of his dreams.
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Jack
Bernie.
You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
An extractor fan!
A: I'm holding Time Square!
Neither of them are ever right.
A mental hospital.
Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
Because women are at the wheel.
Attire
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses
Fire in the hole!
He will B flat
Because he was often scratched!
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
By looking out the kitchen window.
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
They do it right first time.
A: It's a sphere.
To boldly go where no man has been before !
Friends.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Bonds mature.
All over.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
A seasoned traveller.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
I Apollo-gize"
Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track
Taco bell for lunch
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Doug
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Man, go away!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Bob.
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Santapplause !
Because they want to.
To go to the second hand shop
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
A hot dog and a six pack.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
He lost his hearing.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
A read-only man.
Ouch!"
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
He wanted to make some doe!
with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
Mountains peak.
The hide and seek champion.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
He was a-roasted peanut.
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
They steal the green cards.
So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.
Because torque is cheap
She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"
How does she not fall over?
