Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The Juan who lived.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
You can't.
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
Someone told him there were two Lucilles
When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You stink at telling jokes."
You get very lumpy ice cream !
Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
Babe, it's a valve!"
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
He hasn't been promoted since 1963...
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.
A comickaze
How'd he know Me: The judge told him.
I'm funny that way.
They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
They get Kim to talk slowly to him.
A funny bunny
You get a frizzy signal!
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Vehicular man's laughter
Cain you tell !
Ask them what 'unsigned' means.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Go axe your mother."
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
People tell you."
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Close, Bill, but no cigar!"
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
All the trees have square roots.
Hometwerk
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
It makes the front page.
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Repost :(
The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.
He has a flashing light.
His lips are moving
A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
Namaste
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!
Take a blud test OC
If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
Because they have hundreds of Qins
Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant
He glances over his shoulder.
B flat.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Does any of this really matter...
A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"
No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*
Na 'ma ste
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
When it gets pasteurise.
Tell them its almost over
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
A complaint Bernard!
A clockshund!
Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)
You can't tell it's in the dark
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
It keeps giving me mixed results.
Salvador Deli
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
She didn't have the balls.
She ran away from the ball.
American.
Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag
He heard it was a growing field.
Don't worry, they'll tell you
See if she can run faster than her brothers.
A virgin.
So she could say Hello from the outside.
Throw the guy out of the house.
Red paint
What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint
A dead school bus!
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
