Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
Shedding season
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Tell Jamal to drop it
You have to drop the bomb twice.
A flat minor
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
A flat miner
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are
It got hit by a truck
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Drop him a line.
You can drop her off anywhere.
You get a cobbler!
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
An oopsy daisy.
Weight on it.
Everywhere.
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Littering.
It chips.
If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.
You have to drop da bomb on her twice
Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
They're drop dead gorgeous!
A: He was hit by a bus
He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'
A San Diego
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
There goes my hero"
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
Sandy ego.
Because the rancher was a cattlist.
Because he got hit by a truck!
She got hit by a Bus.
Their GPA drops
At the beach in San Diego.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
When the sandwich drops I'm sad.
Stop, drop, and roll
U mad scientist?
He had barkinsons disease.
Bison.
Because the bus hit him.
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.
Celebrity names dropping.
Well an erection of course.
He was hit by a truck.
Never fired, dropped once.
Putout
Because he got hit by a car
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
Drop dead gore-geous!
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
He was hit by a buss
Gutterfingers!
You drop it on her twice.
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
He got hit by a bus
Dropping some ill beets.
One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up
It doesn't matter where you drop them off.
He drops it like it's hot.
You can drop her off anywhere
Pearl Harbor pizza.
He got too attached to his work.
Because he'd drop everything
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
Both leave you waiting for the drop.
He drops the base!
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Pop, Lock & Drop It
They've never been fired, and only dropped once.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.
Everywhere
Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
You can drop her off anywhere!!
Drops it like it's hot.
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
You can drop her off anywhere!
Carmen Sandy Eggo
He got hit by a bus!
The balls drop.
Force of Hobbit.
Drop your catheter bag.
if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.
He took too long to put his boots on !
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
The sequels are never as good as the originals.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
A trip without the kids
He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
A cow can't be milked for 70 years.
Because they're full of Germans.
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
They're both crushed-asians
Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P
