5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
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One, or two? One, or two?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
Its easy to break the little light inside them.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!
None, he lets the knives do the work
They can't. There's a wall.
None, they prefer to live in the dark.
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None, they enlighten themselves.
I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.
Just two, how did they get in there anyway?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Just Juan
None. They can't climb the ladder.
To screw in the lightbulb.
Nun.
Why does it have to be a group activity?
The parents would love to know.
One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...
Who knows, they never get the house.
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
Literally dozens.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Offswitch.
Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
It needed to get it's fill o' mint.
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
To get to the other side.
Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
None. They can't change anything.
None. It's too dark.
None cuz it's already lit af
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.
How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.
None, that's a hardware issue.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
One. Men can be Feminists, too.
One
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
None, that's what students are for.
The white amount.
change??
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.
A Brazilian.
none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...
a Basilian.
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Fish.
Just one, but they have to steal it first.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
None, they just shoot the room for being black.
Amen.
He Brexit!
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.
One....Two...One, Two...
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"
A fish
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
About 8000
None, because they can't change anything.
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I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.
We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
because he had a dying light
None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.
One.
Zero.
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
Two, but you have to get them in there first.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Too much work.
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
None, they don't change anything.
I don't care. You pick
None. They already glow.
None. They're too afraid of the electricity.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Lincoln, he was in a cent
scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.
She was wearing mittens.
He moved down-under!!
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
By seducing it
Lamp post
Is this some sort of yolk
Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!
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Americans don't get them.
They manifest Destiny
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