Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
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Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.
A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
idk, you dtf tho
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
A Brazilian!
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
One. But he wishes it took two.
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
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A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Hella
None, that's what interns are for.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
Change Whatever do you mean, *change*
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
A: Lightbulb What lightbulb
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.
None, because chauvinists can't change anything.
none, just upgrade to windows
A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.
He was delighted.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
None. The mods do that for her.
A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
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None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
One.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
They don't: They screw in a vacuum.
Apparently 10 aren't enough :
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
None *et al.*
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to get to the other side..
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
I don't know...
thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Somewhere between 0 and infinity.
I don't know it's lard to tell.
None, they will keep worshipping in dark.
None. It will change when the fire nation attacks
A: A fish!
You cant count them when its dark
None, the room is already lit.
Fish
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Probably one but you can't generalise.
An un-armed gingerbread man
One egg is un oeuf.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
Namaste
He was too far out, man.
A virgin
Because she died a virgin!
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
She was wearing mittens.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
