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Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
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Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
A polite bulb.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
None. Their parents will do it for them.
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
Depends what you want it to change into...
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Two, two, two
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
Ya know what Just screw it.
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Two, as always.
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**
Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
One Brazillion.
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
Does it really have to be a lightbulb
4 or 5.
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
Just one. But it takes five episodes.
There's change in a lightbulb
Turned down 4 watt
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
5,6,7,8
You don't need to, they glow in the dark.
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
13. Number 9 will shock you!
Remodve
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None... they just shoot the room for being black.
A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***
Idk how You've obviously never changed one.
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
It was too bright in here anyway.
why don't we have both
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
Whatever it says in the book.
One.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Nun.
None. They only screw playoff games
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
One. Apparently she will screw anything.
A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.
Violent revolutions never change anything.
There are Dave Matthews fans
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Twelve, you got a problem with that
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
One for the money, two for the show.
Won.
More guns.
Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
They can't change anything lol
A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
To get to the other side.
A: None. The sockets all went with the house.
CHANGE !
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!
Twenty-one.
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
Who wants to know
Just one, we're stoned not stupid.
Cause they want the D.
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
It got toad away.
Not enough to break the ice.
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.
Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.
They had no rights.
A: Her blinker was on.
Anytiiiiiiiiiime
Because they hang around the fungi.
M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.
A bus-load of babies on fire.
