They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
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One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
None, they would rather keep you in the dark!
Hella
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A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
WANNA RIDE BIKES
He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.
Because he screwed up the delivery...
Indeterminate
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.
A: Just one more guys I promise.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
none, just upgrade to windows
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
yishan
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
Bingo!
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
Change !
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
None. The mods do that for her.
You got a friend in me.
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
None, that is a hardware problem.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
They don't: They screw in a vacuum.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.
Because it was screwed up!
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Click here to find out!
to get to the other side..
A: Replace the nails with screws.
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Somewhere between 0 and infinity.
She's never finished screwing people.
A: A fish!
A. Bingo!
You cant count them when its dark
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
A: WHAT
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
The first one usually gets screwed up.
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.
NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
I've got a bone to pick with you
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it
Driver
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"
A shotgun shell.
A: What's a light bulb
1
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
A Brazilian
None. Their parents will do it for them.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
It hurts when IP.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
soup
Add your laundry.
ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw
Juno
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Nothing... They've never met
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
