Ya know what Just screw it.
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Two, as always.
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.
Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
They could not do it, they are all autistic.
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
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Zero, its already lit
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!
It had a screw loose.
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
To get to the other side!
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
We may never know the truth.
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
You don't need to, they glow in the dark.
Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.
Remodve
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!
depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
A: Change it to what
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.
A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.
Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
Whatever it says in the book.
A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
One.
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Nun.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
None. They only screw playoff games
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.
A: None, that's a Facilities problem.
One. Apparently she will screw anything.
A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.
I don't know but I can look it up for you."
There are Dave Matthews fans
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.
There are twenty of them.
One... or two One... or two
He got *nailed*.
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Twelve, you got a problem with that
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Who cares...
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
One for the money, two for the show.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.
Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Two.
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
Two, but they have to be very small.
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.
A: One but don't expect results.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!
Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Universal cereal bus
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
They are still there.
Namaste (better to say it aloud)
By seducing it
They're antisocial lights.
because lions only understand .rars
Used Tampons
Because it's non binary
People just seem to find them vial!
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."
me: define "child"
