Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"
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She isn't standing in the kitchen
They can not stand stakes!
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
Because he was out standing in his field.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
It was too tired...
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
A stand up driver.
They can't stand a Nickleback!
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Some nights, I don't know.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
Gary Glitters boots.
They're two-tired.
Wade
OC A receeding Herr line.
Make me one with everything.
Head Russian...
Cuatros Cincos
because it was too tired.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
A wind tunnel.
Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.
I'm staunchly pro-volone.
He couldn't stand it.
Stand it on four bricks !
Haploid
Because, she really stands out on the street.
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
I personally can't stand 5K's
Reelection.
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.
Unbereavable.
you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
A dope ring.
Because the captain stood on the deck.
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
Lame Joke Haploid
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
but we would never know because he couldn't stand up
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Because they can't stand up for themselves.
Mandarin Service Guaranteed.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Sarah kept silent.
So they can stand closer to the sink
Because it was two-tired.
A receding hare line.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*
Bring no blacks
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Lickin Lips
on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
A wind tunnel!
On duty
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
A Finnish line.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
He's a keeper"
best before...
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
Ereptile dysfunction.
A one night stand with Jesus
The stand-up chameleon.
Stand up!
Hello ladies. Warm enough for you
Because she can't stand up.
They are out standing in the field
Four abreast!
Because they are out standing in their field.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
A dog.
People in wheelchairs
If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
For the watch!
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
It was 2 tired...
He can't stand the 1%
Because they want to see the front line too
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
The changing rooms !
They want to catch the last goal-post !
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
The appendix.
Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
A car-toonist !
You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.
Because they're 90 degrees!
The loser was 'thore'"
Because...bros before hose!
Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss
The drizzle
