Breaking the fifth wall.
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Broke.
There was no chemistry.
WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.
You're adopted."
He just needed some space.
They broke up.
A: She fell out of the tree.
Yell "B-52!"
He went... broke.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
Give her a slap
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
None, they were all minerals.
Is this some sort of yolk
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
A: If they dropped them they'd break
They couldn't keep a beet.
The owner calls Triple Eh.
A quantum mechanic. lel
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
Haram Bay
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
None. They just move out of the house.
Hard cheese.
When the car breaks down.
Pandemonium breaks out.
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."
It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
She sat on it.
It breaks the trunk.
Because they can't break the ice.
Build a house next to it.
Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
Play the change machines.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Everyone is already in a caste
SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it
Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
When it's broke.
It was too clingy
A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
Quantum Mechanics.
ssh bby is ok
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
Mooves on.
Because Jesus saves.
We can still be brother and sister.
They break their nose!
Because it wanted autumnomy
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
On the front page of reddit.
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
Find out after the break.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Dishrespectful...
She didn't suit his taste!
Depressing. **crickets**
Oh no, my ice cracked!
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!
Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.
A small medium at large!
Yell B-52.
A cold shoulder.
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
Its ok, we can still be cousins."
They both have broken kaa's.
One to three for breaking and entering.
Old habits die hard
Because it was humerus.
He fell out of the tree.
She thought he was too controlling.
An Asgard.
Not enough to break the ice.
He breaks in.
I have truss issues.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
It packs its trunk and leaves.
You jacket.
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry
Its easy to break the little light inside them.
You remove an electron from a Seal!
Cealls
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
They get toad.
They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!
