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8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
Birds of prey !
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.
When their time is up.
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Grow old!
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A phoney friend!
Marblehead
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Time served
Because time will tell.
The loser was 'thore'"
9 months
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
America just did.
10 after 1
More time on tests.
Time to get a new fence...
Aye, there's the wub"
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
When the power goes off.
I need to know what time to pick her up.
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
5 past Lundqvist
It checks the tornado watch.
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
He wrote sheet music.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)
Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.
Because they spend too much time changing.
A. It saves them a lot of time.
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
Teach me.
They were both driving their cars at the time !
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.
A pocket watch.
I am not a cook
They pull out on time.
He responds, "One note at a time."
Time to get it fixed.
Oh, it's 7 past Cesar
Quantum Mechanics.
Tennish!
Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.
She wanted to be on time.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
I believe in peace in our time
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
Because England was discovered before the USA !
Time to get a new car.
Whacks on, whacks off.
B-2 school on time !
Because his watch has ended.
Because they philos all the time!
Aight I'll calcu-lata
You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
Tennish
Shhhhhhh.
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
When European.
Tooth-hurty!
Time's fun when you're having flies.
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
Because an itch in time saves nine.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
You're my brother in arms!"
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
He was just stalin for time
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
A clockshund!
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
A waist of time.
I don't know... it keeps changing.
So time would fly.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
The RE-tardis
Because he's dead.
They have a photogenic memory.
To know when to blow up
asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
He went to the second-hand shop.
Justin Time.
because he's always justin time
In the croakroom !
Shoplifting
He per-prosed
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
Pilgrims.
