He forgot the safe word.
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a cosh(x/a)
He died on the cross!
It was stuck to the chicken.
As far away as possible. shameful
Shredded tweet.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
Because it didn't.
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
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In the trunk of a car.
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
Messie Thank you and goodnight.
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.
A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.
A cross-wok.
DINO-MITE!
To see the chicken strip!!!
ell if I know.
To get to the same side.
A boomerang
There were no roads!
You get high.
Jesus going up for the cross!
He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)
To show he wasn't a chicken.
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
To get to the udder side
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He was safety-pinned to the chicken.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
He had friends on the other side.
To get to the other side.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Because he never really was on your side.
Me! That hurts!"
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Nananananananananana BATMAN!
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
Canada.
It was attached to my bumper...
A Lenintil...
To get to the dark side...
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
A moo-suem.
In his Taurus!
It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan
A WOOLY JUMPER :)
To get to a place you've probably never heard of.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
To get to the other tide!
Explosive Diarrhea
I'm not sure, but I know
It was time to split.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
You better C or you'll B
1.21 JiggaWhats
A caiman like a wrecking ball.
A trip without the kids.
reasons unknown
Two very unhappy animals.
He was Cross-Fit.
A lickalottapuss.
Rama llama ding dongs
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"
A song called "My Corona"
He took the chicken's job.
An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO
He couldn't
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Brown-chicken-brown-coooow
Because your mom was on the other side..
A Mexi
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
It's confi-dental
Cross your legs
Interia
A bull-shiht!
To fry the chicken.
Swimming trunks!
Cross country
I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.
It got stuck to the chicken.
CROSS fire
A velocirapture
A scientologist.
Because a tuna can!
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
A retarded gorilla.
To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.
Because there can only be Juan.
It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
A Terra Bite
You can't cross a scalar and a vector.
To improve his bite !
Is dark. Bulb is potato.
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
Batman can go in a store without Robin.
When the stores are open.
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
Weeeeeeeeeeee
Leave them to slug it out.
