A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.
A bird that talks in morse code !
Robbery with violets !
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
A sheep that can round itself up !
To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.
Masterchief
How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)
To get to the other tide
To bask in social approval.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
Dental floss !
A: A pork chop.
Pork Chop!
She wanted to lay it on the line.
A boar constrictor !
Infantry !
All sorts of antics !
A Doberman fincher!
To say hello from the other side.
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
el' if I know."
The Easter Blarney!
A honey bunny.
Neither do I, I get the new york times
Helefino.
A big mac.
Quatro-cinco
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
25 years in prison
A fangfurter !sna
A: A book.
Because it's a pastor )
An animal that puts you out a night !
A good Friday
To shoot a black kid.
Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
Monkfish !
None of your f**king business.
slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
A party line!
To break on through to the other side.
A Piecycle.
He couldn't pull out of the chicken
A kangamoo!
A slippery customer.
The Site-anic.
A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
Ewoked.
Kicked out of the petting zoo
A: Who else would follow a chicken
They looked both ways before they crossed.
That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
A humburger.
A smokesalottapotamus.
Radio waves !
Because of you.
A crab apple !
To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.
A crashing bore.
DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**
Puff pastry !
To get to the other... *sigh*
Because he never really was on your side.
No guts.
A smell that keeps coming back!
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Triggernometry
Sarah Jessica Porker
Toot and Car Man.
Just for the halibut.
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
Something that goes straight for the juggler !
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
Tele-Scope.
brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')
A: Chelsea.
To get to the other side :(
She was emo.
sing* Hello from the other side!
A firequacker
No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
To get to the other bride!
A: An animal that talks your head off.
To get to the other aside!
she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
A milkshake!
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
A bite in shining armor.
Frost bite !
A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
One Direction.
His son with the xbox.
And Abori-genie.
It eggs-plodes !
The where petrified.
Baby elephants.
A bipolar bear.
With cowculators!
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
A: An Apple turnover.
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
The kernel was looking for him.
An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.
