A pugilist!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A bunch of offended Tumblrinas
A Christian...
he was two chickens
because chicken.
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
A box hedge fund!
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
To get to the... side.
She got hit by a Bus.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
To crunch numbers.
Dew diligance
An investigator.
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
To get to the middle.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
removed
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
A dead rabbit with a big hole.
a cosh(x/a)
He died on the cross!
It was stuck to the chicken.
As far away as possible. shameful
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.
DINO-MITE!
To see the chicken strip!!!
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
Hop suey!
Brown-chicken-brown-coooow
A Mexi
It's confi-dental
Cross country
I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.
It got stuck to the chicken.
A velocirapture
Because a tuna can!
To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
A snow-blower that doesn't work.
A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!
To get to the other side of the story.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
A: A reproductive organ.
Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
Because ah, the egg roll.
A Porky-Pine
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
Ringworm!
A liar.
It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
The collie wobbles !
Halfway.
Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)
A hum dinger !
A stinkasaurus!
A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan
A: A walkie-talkie.
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
A golden receiver!
A really stupid ape
Hush puppies !
A fowl ball!
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
The Easter Blarney!
Neither do I, I get the new york times
Quatro-cinco
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
None of your f**king business.
A party line!
That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained
To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.
DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**
A smell that keeps coming back!
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Triggernometry
A firequacker
No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
A milkshake!
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side
Frost bite !
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Because chicken came to his side.
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
Smelly beans!
Because two Wongs can't make a white.
Two Wongs don't make a white
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.
Would you like a copy of the big issue
Weeeeeeeeee
2.B or not 2.B
Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading
Because they're constantly multiplying!
To go forth and multiply is more fun.
