Cross Jokes

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

Scaler Jokes More Scaler Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

Cross Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

Why did the doggy cross the road?

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

How long are your arms?

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Why did vegan cross the road?

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

What do you get when you cross Rogaine with Viagra?

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Why did the black guy cross the road?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

What's a mexicans favorite game?

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

Why did Goku cross the road?

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

Why did the German cross the road?

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

Why did the Priest cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

What do you get when you cross an attention whore with an attention horse?

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?