Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
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Coffee Mug
Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"
Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.
A dope ring.
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
A rather excited moth
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
My zipper.
Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
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Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)
OC A quadriplegic.
hold a bingo !!
A gargoyle!
By the ears.
I don't know, I am on hold.
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
My Zipper.
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
With its buccaneers!
Because he liked sole music!
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
He just couldn't hold it any longer.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
They'll hold a Beyonceance.
One holds photos The other holds five
Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
A: Siamese twins.
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."
A saucer-er!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
A: Moonbeams.
Just Juan....
Click Turpin
Because they hold the reins!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Hold on, let me get my bear rings."
IM Groot.
Oxnard, CA
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
They're writing their last will and testament.
A: For holding up a pair of pants.
A Baboom!
Anyone know why they all have bags of candy
You ask them to hold the door for you.
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Squidnappers !
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
You only need one nail to hold up a picture.
A polite bulb.
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
A man holding an aardvark.
A barrel organ.
The police held an inn-quest
while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
A: Because she might Let it Go
He was holding up a bank.
A caterpillar !
Ans: Hodor
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
A. A **VERY** large moth...
A paddy melt!!
Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Any 4 numbers in a row."
The Olympigs!
one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
A: I'm holding Time Square!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
Here, hold this."
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
A fungi to hang out with
They don't want to be left hanging
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
We need a ROOF!
They can't. There's a wall.
How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.
They were trying to start a business.
They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE.
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
The meth head still has teeth.
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.
One is a Bonaparte from the other.
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
