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Now I've got to cut you.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
To run their hands through their hair
Because the government cuts corners.
I'm lactose intolerant.
Diagon alley
Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!
My erection.
Little Caesars
Their stuff is always cut.
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Only one, if you cut him thin enough.
Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.
A midget.
With a knife!
Thats nuts
Guacamole.
Hey, pho queue, dude
They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.
With a square Dance!
Suh Dude
Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes
With a pair of caesars
Because the marketing department cuts itself.
Logger-rhythms.
Because they were cutting corners.
He/she barely even cuts it anymore.
Eclipse it.
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
Because they don't cut corners.
A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.
The KFC Drive-thru line.
They're always cutting lines
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Sir Loin.
He gets stumped.
Caesar
Little Caesars.
Caesars.
TIMBUUUUUUUURTON
Juan.
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
Little Caesar's
Little Caesars!
With Little Caesars
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
A sphinxter.
Two. One to cut and one to glue
First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.
Deranged.
The line at KFC.
The awning. I know, I'm sorry.
Little Ceasars
The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.
Your lawn won't cut itself.
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
You would be all right.
Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)
Barberians.
A barbecue
So he can cut corners.
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
Cut off his hands
NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!
Little Caesars (say it out loud)
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
He got out on bale.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
Cut the rope!
With a pair of Caesars!
Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
Michael LumberJackson
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
A seasaw
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
Oinkment
a guacaMOLE
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
With Little Ceasar's.
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.
Cut the rope.
I cry when I cut open an onion
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
With a pair of Caesars.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
A suuh dude!
A: Endless Bread!
The line at KFC
A: Santa came early
Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.
Because he can't take a shot to the head.
He couldn't get hole out of his head
D, M, C, and A.
No, it's the C.
Because one more would be too farty.
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
One baby nailed to 7 trees:)
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
He gets there before the hair...
Because it's soda pressing.
A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
Because they never part with them
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
