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flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."
He got crossed.
Curses, foiled again!"
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
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Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Have you ever tried worm pie !
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
Will Feral. Edit: I tried
I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.
Udder destruction
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
Secretary: My lawyer.
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
They both keep trying to get on our shores....
You better not try to start anything.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Because he tried to blow up a bus.
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
Because it was found on the ground.
You're trying my patients!
Trying to get out of his grave.
Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
A Hesi-tater
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
A: Because he tried to get fresh.
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Because it's their Michonne.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
They Neverland.
He felt Thor.
He tried, but it didn't work out.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
Try to get her off!
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
A weapons designer for the First Order.
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
He had to get a new goat !
Insufficient funds.
He's from Team Rocket
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
www.filopedia.org
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
A tard time
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
She was trying to find the lowest prices
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."
She was trying to get ahead !
Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.
Dirty looks from the mouse !
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "
Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry
Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"
A man who tries to be everything but himself
He was tried in a kangaroo court.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Turned down 4 watt
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
He tried to blow up a police car.
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.
I'd autotune him out. :)
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Udder destruction.
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
A pyrite!
Namaste.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
A taxi
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Yaaathh
Because they literally can't even.
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
That's not funny.
Fish.
Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.
A tale of whoa!
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Their flag is a big plus.
You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns
