Matt
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
Where you left it
One leg is both the same.
Disabled.
To stop getting confused as feminists
He is alright, but one sided!
You don't, because cows don't have phones.
Rare.
Tri-tip.
Legs. Spread the word.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Americans who voted for Hillary
I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.
They're both leg ends.
Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
It cost an arm and a leg
Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
A cow with a cold.
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Cancer
Because they're so white the can't dance.
Bobby
Because otherwise they'd be lizards.
Half a cheetah.
Tai-Wan-Shu
She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.
A pitbull returning from a playground.
Thai-Won Shu.
An arm and a leg.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene
A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard
A dead bird.
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
A yardstick.
Bob.
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
An attack dog in a preschool.
He had a Freudian slip.
The hypotenuse.
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Revolver Camelot!
Have you seen the mess snails make?
Because the cow has the udder
30 a week poorer.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
With no legs.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Limbitless
Cancer.
you don't you go and grab him
Skip
A Homesick Abortion.
Limp Biscuit.
Two pirates
One of it's legs is a little smaller.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
League of Leg ends.
Matt. Others:
Names.
Russel
Your mother!
Lean Beef.
A door.
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
She fell out of the tree.
Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.
Consuelo.
He fell off the palm tree
A paradox
Chocolate Ice Cream in July!
Because his arms were blown off.
Defeeted
If you break a leg, you get cast
Bernie.
He had no leg to stand on.
You don't call it, you pick it up.
ever seen the trail a slug leaves?
What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
A leg.
It ends.
What has a foot but no legs?
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Half a dog
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
You take him for a drag.
He hadn't got a leg to stand on.
Names
A Crip
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Because they have 4 lips.
A happy pit bull.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
He was fed up with other people.
Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.
One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
They know how to tuck away junk.
because I had to help him....."
