To stop a kid napping.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
They never stop lighting up.
It grows a Moostache.
Because it was 2 turnt up
stopping it with a shovel
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
me stops jumping: You would have said no
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
They keep telling me to stop asking...
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They can't get enough booty.
It had a nervous breakdown.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Stop those damn Thebes!"
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
The US couldn't stop Stalin.
Take away their little brooms!
Paul stop monkeying around!
They are both over the counter strike
Stop playing it cagey!
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
A: So they know where to stop shaving.
He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.
Marry her.
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Santa stops at three Ho's
He was two tired
Why not 17 What's stopping us
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!
Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
Make him wear shoes.
Me: When are you going to stop
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Throw the guy out of the house.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
They stop calling each other.
Hit it in the face with an axe.
To stop Hispanic attacks.
Never enough.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Stop. Police."
A: Turn off the carousel.
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
Don't bite any witches !
She was running out of things to read.
Stop crying and viper your nose !
The nearest ISOBAR!!
Henopause
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
Molest them
A heroine addict.
When it gets a handle on life.
A: They stop delivering.
The goats all died.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
Stop laughing and reload.
A: A paws!
At devil crossings.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Ask Jozsef Barsi.
He couldn't stop dropping the base!
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Santa stops at three hoes.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.
Send them the Fine Brothers.
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
Pin its other hand to the ground.
When they get too old.
because Happy Hour ended.
Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Cut its nose off.
You invite two of them.
You build a wall.
Cross traffic doesn't stop.
Because 30 is too many!
Because it had ten tickles
Santa stops at 3 ho's
You take away his EBT card.
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Stop "N Slop Markets"
A: Stop peaking at me.
Put him in the front.
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
Take away his credit card.
Unfortunate.
A chair.
I'll tell you later
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!
Because they made the Playstasian
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
I dunno, ask the Kids.
Because pulling out is work!!!
Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.
They break their nose!
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good
